Search Terms: Weird

The last of the searches used to find my page.........the Weird, unclassifiable searches.

• The person who searched for "beautiful bruises" is a little out there.

• I'm not sure what the Brit who queried "record waste in retail" wanted. Waste? Like employees wasting time goofing off/doing nothing? The waste that results from taking returns that have to be returned to the manufacturer for destruction? When we destroy old employees' records? The change from records to tapes to CDs and all the waste that resulted from that? I don't get it.

• "insubordination firing retail"—Besides the grammatical combination of that search…..I agree that if they're insubordinate, FIRE THEM.

• "items that normal people can't afford" ???

• "Retail theft laws in Indiana"….What makes you think I'm in Indiana? Indiana? Where's that? : )