The Ornery Printer

Our printer has been malfunctioning recently. We have financial documents and newsletters and price stickers and lots of stuff that we have to print out on a regular basis, and if the printer isn't working then we get behind with certain duties. Well it wasn't working at all one afternoon and I tried everything I could think of but couldn't get it working. I ended up having to handwrite the financial document detailing all the vital numbers of the day, which took me four times as long as just printing it out since I had to add everything up by hand. (There is no way to enlarge the screen so without printing it you can't see the entire document.) The next day I finally got the printer fixed. Then I broke it, then I fixed it, then I broke it again, and left with it fixed again. (It's a high quality printer, can't you tell.)

A couple of days later I got a call at home, "How did you fix the printer before?" I told them how, but when I came into work it still wasn't fixed. They had tried what I said, but no luck. I tried what I said, and it worked. Apparently I have a magic touch.